Such times we will be having. Maybe it will be too much enjoying for you to start your tour, but I will tell you this, and mark it well kind sirs that in order to really understand a place you must first be starting to understand it peoples. For this reasons I want for you to spend much time getting knowledge of my members of family. Of course you will be reminded of famous russian humour when I tell you that many peoples can not be having an understanding of my family. Like to say they just don't get them. So perhaps you will also have same troubles. Do not worry, there will be much opportunity for you to be meeting different people, who perhaps will be a little easier to like.

I have small confession to make. To me it is very important that you are being at ease in my city. So as you can tell I make very large habit of trying to put you at your ease. I know how difficult it can be to wake up and find yourself in strange bed surrounded by people you are not in the knowledge of. Sometimes I have nightmares.

Back to business. When you have been well rested and have received food and water, and perhaps even had little bit of scrub down in bucket. Then we will commence our mornings activities. I get so excited about my business empire that I just start enthusing. You know, I enthuse to here, to there, and all of everywhere. It's like a really bad disease. It is like I have very bad runny nose and where in all the places I am going to I spread my enthuses. This is reminds me of funny story. Please be most comfortable as I relay to you this.

My wife Olga, who was once very beautiful, she tell to me that sometimes she is scared I will infect her. But of course I tell to her, don't be so stupid fat lady I'm not belonging to the loose morals of ukrainian peasant. I only sleep with one woman and last time was 7 count them 7 years has past hence. I am reminding her that she is only woman I have been in cahoots with. And you know this is funny bit, when I have finished chastising Olga and she comes out from under kitchen table. She tell to me this wonderful thing. Anton, she speaks to me, you are not having any possible way of infecting me in that department because you have not been capable of finding the soap in the bathroom for very long time, but I love you. What I am saying is that you the most enthusing man the world has ever seen, and maybe sometimes you almost make me enthused a little bit.

Isn't that great, she is correct. I try not to be so enthusing at home because there isn't the room, but when I am out about with people who are learning about my city from me well I can not help enthuse it is like blood and I am vampire who must have it. But I am not really. So do not be scarred come visit with us.
I will blog to you soon more of the delights of my city and what untold joys you can be experiencing within its limits.

Happy days!

Anton

It is most exciting thing for me to tell of myself things about me to you. Please continue.

I am local to provincial town of Voronezh in Russia. It is great city and meny people like it. I have been unofficial tour guide in this city for 10 years and I look forward to sharing my home town with you and your incredulous family.

I never study English in official capacity do you understand as I was student at most important Voronezh technical institute for tram drivers. I am very pleased for my most excellent education received at there. My greatest experience in tram driving means I know my way through the turbulent roads and passages of this most beautiful of beautiful cities very well. Today I drive Lada, I am looking to buy for myself a skoda fastback soon. Then I will be more reliable tour guide for you.

I love the foreigners who sit upon the cushions of my seats in my car to show them all that I know about history of this town and you may feel free to even take photos with the photo camera you have as I pilot you around the place. Perhaps if you like I can stop the car by pushing with my foot upon pedal which controls the breaking system of notoriously Lada.
To me there is so much more to speak to you about myself. So climb on board and the journey of your lifetime can start get going. My friend cannot believe my English tongue. I watch meny American movies and love watching them on my video player.

I would like to have big business empire. Very soon my brother will not be in the prison and he can be my employee. So it will be that I will have another member of my team to show you good times of Voronezh. My business will grow super fast then, he is very cool guy and know lots of businessmens. I think I will have good times for my tourist guide business perhaps I can then add another town to my credentials and when my five year plans has completed my company will be bigger in five years. That is my plan. You are probably thinking to yourself hey this guy knows his beans he has big plans. You would be correct. So you know I am best tour guide for you and your nice relatives because I am like meny westerners who are always thinking about the future imperfect and not how to live today.

Just as I am to write about myself I get excited. The future for Anton will be sunny. This is my opinion. Thankyou for your enjoyment in reading about my plan.

Forgive me, I must tell more about the great city of great Voronezh. Big thumbs up go out to beautiful architecturalists who designed magnificently tremendous structures which can to be seen dotting the place here and thereabouts. If you read about myself and think to you that you like what you are seeing on the page you be reading then I would like to give you my itinery. Please read the instructions following with care.

Arrival
You will arrive in Voronezh on an aeroplane I don’t know the time but you will tell me. My telephone number is printed on local newspaper and I have business cards in places where many people go. Included like the post office or maybe library. Many people can tell how to get them to you.

I will meet you and you will say to me hello you must be Anton Petrovich. I will say to you yes come with me. I do not know what you are called by name but you tell me when we make our special business arrangements. I warn you meny meny taksi mens will be at airport, but you must wait with utmost longsuffering for me to enter building and be your only guide. Other taksi mens will try and take your bags and hands to shake like they have important contract with you. Do not go. Very important to wait. I will come for you. As you see I have lot of advice which to you will be finding helpful.

We will go very fast in my car because I am one of best drivers in beautiful Voronezh. If you like you can move my windows up and down independently with the winding devices put in car at factory buy highly skilled Russian workers. People say Lada cames from Finland. They lie.
As we drive towards my home where I give complimented food you will be all consumed by wonder at this unspoilt historical gem. I will tell of all my knowledge about my home and when you are lucky to stop and breath the air so fresh in this place it will give big appetite for meny foods and drinking. My wife Olga will preparing food over the stove for the special guests who have come to visit. It will be you.

You will have experience of real people. Russians are very pleasant hosts. You find that is true. My wife work at local canteen on the university. She is great cook I am pleased to have her make my acquaintance for many years now about 16. She will cook special Voronezh plates which you and your family must eat as our guests. I hope you like me eating meny potato plates and foods which have in them some meats. We have much toast because we are very happy you find me at airport or maybe you will to arrive in train in firstclass and if that is true we will be happy you have seen me at the train station. Maybe, my other familial relatives who are in the vicinity will be pleased to come and begin acquaintancing with you. They are great at party, my uncle Sergei maybe will bring to us his drink which he makes himself. It is like vodka, but with more oral burning. It will be seen to be beleivable.

Thanks be to you for given me pleasure to tell of my great plans. Will you please check for when I can update you in future coming. In meantime we say nazdarovye.